Saints

Saint William Carrera

St. William is one of the four founders of Thieves’ Uno, one of the three Majesterium members, and the current McQueen.

Saint Davin Welsh

St. Davin is one of the four founders of Thieves’ Uno and one of the three Majesterium members.

Saint Karsten Armstrong

St. Karsten is one of the four founders of Thieves Uno, one of the three Majesterium members, and the first McQueen.

Saint Daniel Mahon

St. Daniel is one of the four founders of Thieves’ Uno and the provider of the original deck.

Saint Ashley Wiest

St. Ashley was one of the earliest players of Thieves’ Uno.

Saint Natalie Hetzel

St. Natalie was one of the earliest players of Thieves’ Uno.

Saint Joy Carrera

St. Joy was a chaperone of the trip Thieves’ Uno was founded.

Saint Richard Hetzel

St. Richard was a chaperone of the trip Thieves’ Uno was founded.

Saint Isaiah Schroeder

St. Isaiah is an Archbishop whose unwavering commitment to the Band earned him the Sainthood.

Saint Boxxy

St. Boxxy is a pre-tradition Saint who was artillerized sometime in 2016.

Saint Cullen Carrera

St. Cullen is the patron saint of middle children and people who are cool and have friends but aren’t the most popular.

Saint Guido d’Arezzo

St. Guido is the patron saint of music. He created the modern musical notation system, and for this we are forever in his debt.

Saint Ta’mia Hedlin

St. Ta’mia is the patron saint of orthodoxy. She friend-zoned the leader of S.W.A.M.P, a heretical cult, multiple times. She can be seen saying “Just wait until High School.”

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