Saints

Saint William CarreraSt. William is one of the four founders of Thieves’ Uno, one of the three Majesterium members, and the former McQueen.
Saint Davin WelshSt. Davin is one of the four founders of Thieves’ Uno and one of the three Majesterium members.
Saint Karsten ArmstrongSt. Karsten is one of the four founders of Thieves Uno, one of the three Majesterium members, and the current McQueen.
Saint Daniel MahonSt. Daniel is one of the four founders of Thieves’ Uno and the provider of the original deck.
Saint Ashley WiestSt. Ashley was one of the earliest players of Thieves’ Uno.
Saint Natalie HetzelSt. Natalie was one of the earliest players of Thieves’ Uno.
Saint Joy CarreraSt. Joy was a chaperone of the trip Thieves’ Uno was founded.
Saint Richard HetzelSt. Richard was a chaperone of the trip Thieves’ Uno was founded.
Saint Isaiah SchroederSt. Isaiah is an Archbishop whose unwavering commitment to the Band earned him the Sainthood.
Saint BoxxySt. Boxxy is a pre-tradition Saint who was artillerized sometime in 2016.
Saint Cullen CarreraSt. Cullen is the patron saint of middle children and people who are cool and have friends but aren’t the most popular.
Saint Guido d’ArezzoSt. Guido is the patron saint of music. He created the modern musical notation system, and for this we are forever in his debt.
Saint Ta’mia HedlinSt. Ta’mia is the patron saint of orthodoxy. She friend-zoned the leader of S.W.A.M.P, a heretical cult, multiple times. She can be seen saying “Just wait until High School.”
Saint Howard GoodallSt. Howard Goodall of Big Bang fame is the patron saint of safe travels.
Saint Schnuckles

St. Schnuckles is the patron saint of the color blue. On his feast day, February 28th, you must wear the color blue.

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